My Maps. I has them.

Damnit. I didn't even know Google were having a competition.

Apparently I missed out on entering in the Google Australia My Maps Awards, where people were asked to submit their best user-created maps. The prize was a bloody MacBook. I know, I've already got one, but I could have had two. I could use one to swat flies whilst lying in a hammock.

Why the certainty I could have won? C'mon - one of the finalist put together a list of the best coffee places in Brisbane. I mean, who gives a shit!? It's Brisbane - it's not as if they can even make good coffee. My mapped list of free wireless spots around Australia would have kicked that ass.

Goddamnit. Someone give me a consolation prize.