Clean, Bitch! Clean!

Newly discovered - Awful Library Books - for all your hideously politically incorrect reading needs.

I do love this one - a handy reading guide for how to continue doing your household chores whilst heavily pregnant.

"With all due respect for the liberation of women, someone has to clean the house and do all kinds of boring chores. Actually those jobs don't take too long, and this photo shows Judith with the vacuum cleaner. Look at her closely and see the excellent posture she maintains as she walks around the room, pushing the machine on the carpet. Her shoulders are relaxed, her head is high, and in doing this rather boring but occasionally necessary job, she is aware of watching her posture and supporting her baby well with her abdominal muscles."

With all due respect to the author of this book, I'm sure her head is held high, as she is demeaned and subjugated to incubatorial home duties.