Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice

Awful Library Books delivers up yet another great lesson in why publishers should have to pass an IQ test before being allowed within 10 feet of a printing press: Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.

One in a series of Devotionals for Teens, this creepy God-loving instructional book shows teens how to:

• Discover what God says about each one of them.
• Focus on biblical truths that free people to express their true personalities.
• Be strong to stand up to the constant lies from Satan regarding inferiority, lack of self-acceptance and peer pressure.
• Become the unique and beautifully designed person God has created to reflect Jesus Christ to the world.
• Apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family.
  

Made even more awesome by this recommendation on Amazon:

“For years, I struggled with meager coolness until I read this book. Now with my new-found knowledge and my “I am awesome” shirt, all the ladies want to get with me. It may look like they’re just laughing and pointing, but I know that they truly find me irresistible. Since I’ve modeled my hair and clothes from the book cover, everyone thinks I’m Zack from Saved by the Bell. It just doesn’t get anymore awesome than that. Oh yeah.” -Aaron T. Bagby