British top of the fat bastards

Hold the phone. All previous attempts to find the most disgustingly fattening foods can just bugger off.

Behold - the Super Scooby burger, hailing from Old Blighty. It contains four beef burgers, eight rashers of bacon, eight slices of cheese, 12 onion rings, salad and three sauces. Coming in at a total of 2,645 calories, it weighs 1.5kg.

Well done, Britain. In the fight to wrestle global control back from the USA, you've successfully adopted their eating habits.