This. Is. Friggin'. Awesome!Scientists claim the giant atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being jinxed from the future to save the world.
In a bizarre sci-fi theory, Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan claim the LHC startup has been delayed due to nature trying to prevent it from finding the elusive Higgs boson, or "God particle".
They say their maths proves that nature will "ripple backward through time" to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveller who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.
I knew it! And look - I've found the proof. Does that car look familiar to anyone? Sitting right next to the Globe of Innovation at CERN? That's right - Marty is not far away.
I think similar phenomena occur in relation to my love life.
ReplyDeleteIt's why I don't get any sex. Someone has come back from the future to stop me unleashing the "oh god" particle on the Tits bosom.
ReplyDeleteso very very very wrong
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