Friday, July 31, 2009

Roseanne Hitler


WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Roseanne does a photo shoot for Heeb magazine, and decides to dress up as Hitler and bake Jew people in an oven!?!?!?
Am I missing something here? What is Heeb? Some sort of Vice wanna-be?
Regardless - there is a line, people. Baking Jews is probably one of them.

via BuzzFeed

Hipster graffiti


There's more here, but this was my favourite.

Waterlife

This is simply beautiful - the website for the upcoming documentary Waterlife. This film looks at what is happening to water quality in North America's Great Lakes.
The trailer for the film looks pretty standard for this kind of doco, but I was so blown away by how simple and beautiful this website is. I love it.

via Coudal

Murder Burger


This is great - I can't believe I've missed this until now. Murder Burger are a burger joint in Auckland, NZ. Their marketing technique? Just point out how awesome their burgers are and then blog about cool shit alongside. Love it.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Squirrel-feeding wookie


nom nom nom nom wtf nom nom nom nom

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Building Disneyland


This is pretty awesome. Having never been to Disneyland (with no desire to do so, either), I would have no idea what is there, how big it is etc.

So watching this newly uncovered time-lapse footage of the building of Disneyland is pretty cool. Remember, this was all built in the 1950s, way before some of our easier, modern building components were invented (fibreglass was very new at the time, and was used sparingly).

Look out for Walt, surveying his egotistical fantasy land on bicycle.

This is only one of five clips - check out the Disney Blog for the rest.

via BoingBoing

Duetto buffo di due gatti


I am so confused right now.
Behold - Duetto buffo di due gatti (translates as "The Cats' Duet")
You heard me.

via Neatorama

Tofu loves you


Apparently, tofu loves you. At least, that's what those crazy Germans say...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

New Simon's Cat


Hehehehe. There's a new Simon's Cat out.
Check out the previous instalments as well.

Tron: Legacy


I think I'm going to pee with excitement. Tron: Legacy is almost out.
AND they brought back Jeff Bridges for it!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Hot Tub Time Machine

Finally!
We're back into the era of time travel movies!
And with John Cusack!
And hot tubs!
Yes!

This dad is so awesome

This is so goddamn cool - this dad built an Imperial Walker loft bed for his son!
When I was growing up, I had my own queen size loft bed, but it certainly wasn't Star Wars themed!
WANT!

Friday, July 24, 2009

What's on Earth tonight?

Strange Maps has a guide for all those far-flung areas of the galaxy - if you're tuning in to Earth TV broadcasts, what's on tonight?

The first tv images of World War II are about to hit Aldebaran star system, 65 light years [ly] away. If there’s anybody out there alive and with eyes to see it, the barrage of actual and dramatised footage of WW2 will keep them shocked and/or entertained for decades to come. Which is just as well, for they’ll have to wait quite a few years to catch the first episodes of such seminal series as The Twilight Zone and Bonanza (both 1959), just about now hitting the (putative) extraterrestrial biological entities of the Mu Arae area (appr. 50 ly). The Cosby Show, Miami Vice and Night Court (all 1984) should be all the rage on Fomalhaut (25 ly). Meanwhile, the sentient, tv-watching creatures near Alpha Centauri (4.4 ly), our closest extrasolar star, are just recovering from the infamous “wardrobe malfunction” during Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake’s halftime show during the 2004 Superbowl.


via Kottke

M. J. Fox

Do as Michael says, and as he does.

via BuzzFeed

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Recyclart

This has apparently been sitting in my feed reader for some time, and I've never noticed it before.
Recyclart - documenting the re-use of materials into other artistic uses. It's awesome. Case in point - this CD rack made from cassette tapes. Love it.

Philosophy by train

I remember taking the train to school. It took over an hour each way - partly because I refused to attend the local, outer suburban high school and instead enrolled myself in a selective entry, inner city, accelerated learning school.

The train ride never bothered me. I had my friends Liam and Alan for company, plus a good solid hour in which to read, write, listen to music or zone out. Getting on the train out in the outer suburbs meant I always got a seat. What I do remember strongly is one train driver, who used to put a slight twist on the usually banal announcements of upcoming stations.

"Next stop is Oakleigh - if you get off the train, go eight doors down and visit Sammy's Deli - tell them I sent you and ask for the special."

"Good morning passengers. Today is the anniversary of George Orwell's death. I would ask that you show your respects, but given that this message is coming to you on mass transit, through a speaker system as you are all packed in like cattle, the irony speaks for itself."

"Hello fellow travellers. Since the statistical probability of at least one person on this train having a birthday today is quite high, I'd like you all to lead me in a cheer. Hip Hip Hooray! Thank you."

I did like this guy - he only operated trains on my line on certain days. But even though it sounds naff and rather silly, any break to the monotony of train travel for a bored schoolboy was most welcome. I can only imagine what it must have been like for those hundreds of people who travelled long distances to jobs they hated.

When I lived in London a few years back (as every white, middle class arty person must), I loved hearing the age-old announcement of 'Mind the Gap' when travelling on the Tube. The whole feel of the London Underground is nostalgic, from the decor and design of the stations, to the loudspeaker announcements, to men in boiler suits off to work in the Bank district. Mr Banks from Mary Poppins would look no more out of place in 2009 than he did in 1940.

Now, London artist Jeremy Deller has been working with Tube drivers and operational staff on the Piccadilly line to produce a new work of art – a booklet of quotes entitled 'What is the city but the people?'

The passport-sized booklet will be given to operational staff on the Piccadilly line from February 2009. Drivers and platform staff will be encouraged to use the quotes in their daily communications with customers – building on the rapport which many already have with their customers and helping to enliven millions of journeys by adding an element of unexpected humour.

The fact that there exists a program called 'Art on the Underground' is in itself so very British. There is a deep understanding of the need for art in the British psyche, but for decades the stiff, restricted culture of Proper Britain would never have allowed the world of practical transport to intersect with the world of art. By marrying the harmless, sweet and light-hearted process of doling out quotes with the monotonous daily travel endured by millions of Londoners, they've come up with a lovely project.

As the London Underground states:
'What is the city but the people?' aims to generate a more positive atmosphere during peak times. It also encourages the many voices of the Tube’s staff to re-enter the environment of the network, bringing some of the personalities which have made it famous to the forefront once more. Coming from a wide range of philosophical, political and historical sources, the quotes provoke thought on life in the city, especially as heard on the London Underground.


I hope this goes further than just the Piccadilly Line. I'd also hope that similar projects can be put in place here in Australia, but I doubt it. The recent debacles surrounding the privatisation of public transport in Melbourne have killed any personality to the process. Regardless of any advertising campaign asking me to 'Love my tram', I cannot love the money-making apparatus of a private corporation. Likewise, any personality injected into the system will likely be regarded with cynicism and backlash by the paying traveller.

I don't feel like the transport system of my home town of Melbourne necessarily embodies the personality of the city itself. Yes, the iconic tram is a definite recognisable symbol, but step on that tram and be greeted with corporate colours, cold, faceless electronic systems and tram conductors that emulate the Gestapo at the best of times.

My old train driver is probably long retired now, but I'm glad he was there, and had this very idea himself, ten years ago, on the Pakenham line of the Met.

Back to the Future compared


In the years between Back to the Future and Back to the Future II, Michael J. Fox visibly aged and the actress playing his girlfriend was replaced by Elizabeth Shue. Thus, to show the closing scene from the first film as the opening of the second, it was necessary to completely reshoot it.

Now, someone has made a side-by-side comparison of the sequence so you can now needlessly critique how well Robert Zemeckis and crew recreated the scene. The audio is layered together as well - wait til the end to hear a duet of Docs saying, in unison, "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads." It's totally awesome.

via IWatchStuff

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Becoming breeders

I think Lefa has already said it well, but yes, we are to become parents.

It's that stereotypical moment in life that millions of people have gone through - the elation, the happiness that is also tied up with terror at the prospect of being responsible for another human life.

I'm looking forward to the chance to hold my own child, but I'm also still worried about the kind of world we're bringing it in to.

I promise you all - I won't be that typical parent. I won't try to shove pictures of my child down your throat. I won't complain that I don't have a life anymore (I barely have one now). I will never utter the words "You'll understand one day, when you have your own kids." If I deviate from this promise, tell me. I fucking hate parents who don't understand that their child is crap. Tell me my child is crap.

Dog Washing 101

So I washed my dogs the other day. Normally this is a painful experience, with them fighting and madly wiggling to get away. Usually this takes place in the shower (we don't have a bath in the house), but since I've finally fixed the laundry sink, I thought I'd give it a try there.

It seems that I've been doing this wrong from the start. Put Mycroft the Beagle/Bassett into a sink of warm, sudsy water, making sure his head is above the water, and he was really happy to sit back and relax. Add in me massaging him and he practically went to sleep.

The only complaining I heard was from Scout, the Dachshund puppy, who wanted to know what was going on. Popping her on the washing machine next to him seemed to calm her down, and even five minutes of watching him get a bath didn't seem to trigger to her that she was next. Those pictures aren't pretty, mostly because I nearly dropped my mobile in the water.

So. Baths in sinks for Mycroft - check.
Not so much for Scout. Need to find another method for her. That washing machine gives me an idea...

So very awkward

This picture came from The Picture Is Unrelated, but it so deserves a place of pride at Awkward Family Photos.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Send a backyard message to Batman

Would you allow a secretive US arms company to mine uranium in your backyard? Neither would we!

So help us tell our politicians that Australia doesn't need more uranium mines.

It's easy to approve a new uranium mine when it is out of sight and out of mind - but just because we don't see a place every day doesn't mean that we should risk ruining it forever.

That's how the Environment Minister Peter Garrett and Resources Minister Martin Ferguson are able to approve environmentally destructive projects like General Atomics new Beverley 4 Mile mine, 500 kilometres north of Adelaide.

We need your help to send a backyard message to Minister Ferguson, in his home electorate of Batman.

If this acid leaching mine opens, Australia will have five uranium mines either working or approved, with more in the pipeline. Along with the expansion of other mines it adds up to a potential trebling in Australia's uranium exports - three times the waste, three times the worry, three times the risk.

The Australian Government allows our uranium to be sold to nuclear weapon states such as China. Uranium sold for nuclear power frees up uranium for nuclear weapons so our exports directly or indirectly fuel growing nuclear instability and intensify threats across our region and around the world.

That's why it's important to let our politicians know, in their own backyards, that this massive expansion of uranium mining must stop.

With your help, we are proposing to send a postcard outlining this decision to every voter in Batman, the backyard of the Resources Minister Martin Ferguson.

All you have to do is sign on to our Backyard Message to Batman campaign to get the message out.

For every signature that we receive one postcard will be sent to a voter in Batman asking them to bring their local member under control.

It's as simple as that.

Help send a backyard message to Batman's 87,930 voters - that should get Minister Ferguson's attention...

First published on GreensBlog

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Cardon Copy

I love this! Cardon Copy take normal, boring notices stuck up on poles around the city, re-design and replace.

The earnest yet simple note announcing a lost cat is given a full make-over and hopefully catches a few more eyes.

It's a beautiful public service that we really should see more of these days.

Nerd Boyfriend


In the mood for a bit of geek man love?
Then I highly recommend you check out Nerd Boyfriend.

via Coudal

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Slappin and a choppin

Why can't all infomercials be like this? I want a Slap Chop!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Harmony in Good Magazine

I've just come across this and thought some of you might be interested in it - Good Magazine's Harmony interface. It's a great example of people using different interfaces and interactive measures to portray a message. The graphics are simple yet powerful, and each individual line in the story can be treated as its own timeline.

In this example, I was slightly disheartened to see the whole thing is largely sponsored by Toyota, and therefore has a large greenwash element to it, but nonetheless, it is a powerful way to tell a simple story, chain or other message.

Is this the sort of thing GreensBlog readers would like to see us develop? Are there other examples you'd like to point us to?

First published on GreensBlog

Twilight tattoos - WHY!?

Ok, so I've blogged before about some awesomely horrible tattoos, but these Twilight themed ones totally take the cake. The scary, pathetic, adolescent wanna-be goth cake.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

The Meeting Ticker

Fucking awesome idea! I am so using this (with very little tact) in future meetings.

The Meeting Ticker is a fun tool to measure how much money is spent attending meetings. You enter the number of attendees, average hourly salary, and meeting start time, and watch the dollars add up in real time.

via BoingBoing

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Clean, Bitch! Clean!

Newly discovered - Awful Library Books - for all your hideously politically incorrect reading needs.

I do love this one - a handy reading guide for how to continue doing your household chores whilst heavily pregnant.

"With all due respect for the liberation of women, someone has to clean the house and do all kinds of boring chores. Actually those jobs don't take too long, and this photo shows Judith with the vacuum cleaner. Look at her closely and see the excellent posture she maintains as she walks around the room, pushing the machine on the carpet. Her shoulders are relaxed, her head is high, and in doing this rather boring but occasionally necessary job, she is aware of watching her posture and supporting her baby well with her abdominal muscles."

With all due respect to the author of this book, I'm sure her head is held high, as she is demeaned and subjugated to incubatorial home duties.

Youth and social media report

I must have missed that this was coming out - ACMA have released a report into young people and their use of social media.

This research focuses on young people's use of social media, including how, why and when they encounter content, contact and privacy risks when they go online. The research was conducted in two parts—a qualitative phase and a quantitative phase.

Thanks Elliott

Moms on the net

C'mon Mom, learn how to order your own flower-delivering Fabio. WITH THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

District 9

This looks pretty damn awesome. I don't think the trailer does it justice - instead go have a look at the website.

There's a lot of background work that has gone in to this, and I may be way off the mark, but I assume Peter Jackson is trying to make a very clear point about racism and segregation.

How did I not hear about this movie until now!?

Full blown disaster porn

I said before that I thought 2012 was going to be super-awesome. Well, this video exemplifies exactly why I'm going to like it so much.

Chocolate death

A 29-year old worker died today when he fell into a giant vat of hot chocolate at a New Jersey factory.

A spokesman for the local prosecutor's office said the man appeared to have died instantly from a blow to his head by a paddle mixing the chocolate. His colleagues at the factory tried to shut down the mixer, but were too late. Local journalists met some of the workers in the car park, covered in chocolate and seemingly in dismay.

Personally, I think it's so obvious that this is a midget uprising. Jesus, what a way to go - that chocolate would have to burn.

BBC Report | via BoingBoing

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Pirate joins EU Greens! Yarrrr!

The Pirate Party candidate elected in last month's European Parliamentary elections has joined the Green Party/European Free Alliance.

Sweden's Christian Engström, representing the Pirate Party, which aims to reform European copyright and patent laws, was swept to victory in the European Parliamentary elections. Now he will sit in the Green Party/European Free Alliance Group.

In a statement, Greens/EFA Co-Presidents Rebecca Harms and Daniel Cohn-Bendit declared that they are "delighted to welcome the Swedish Pirate Party, which shares our principles and values in defending internet users' rights. Christian Engström will have an independent status within our group and he has indicated he will support the Greens/EFA position in areas where the Pirate Party has no agenda."

The Greens/EFA won a combined 53 seats in the European Parliament. The addition of Engström brings their group total to 54 seats.

Monday, July 06, 2009

What Sci-Fi movie should I watch?

Love it. The 'What Sci-Fi movie should I watch?' quiz - always helpful to decide how to waste a Sunday night.

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Next decent Vampire film

This looks pretty cool - and good to see Claudia Karvan finally make it to Hollywood. Daybreakers is set in a world where everyone is a Vampire, and the last remaining humans are hunted and farmed for their blood. Seems like an extension of the TV series True Blood, where Vampires are accepted as part of society, and a synthetic blood drink allows them to live alongside humans.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Environmental art displays in a zoo


Schönbrunn Zoo in Vienna is host to a fascinating series of temporary art installations by Christoph Steinbrener and Rainer Dempf. In one animal enclosure, the German duo have half-submerged a car in a watering hole used by the resident rhinos. In another enclosure, penguins frolic in the shadow of an oil pump, and in yet another, alligators must share their modest bayou with a bathtub and a monster truck tire.

According to the artists, these scenes of ecological nightmares are
“experimental set-up[s]” in which “the viewer is forced to reconsider traditional modes of animal presentation and simultaneously to question the authenticity of concepts which are restaging 'natural' environments while they are increasingly endangered.”




“Present-day conceptions of zoological gardens aim at the presentation of animals in an idyllic and apparently natural environment, untouched by civilization. But this is a contemporary conception, since courtly menageries and kennels were adapted to the exposure of animals as decorative objects. Until the early years of the 20th century, animals were part of a preferably spectacular and exotic staging, to the entertainment and amazement of the public. The artificial and the sensational were foregrounded, without creating a realistic setting of the natural environment of the animals.”


The installations will last until October 18, 2009. via Pruned

Web Site Story



Cute. A musical about teh Interwebs, based on West Side Story - Web Site Story

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