Love this one.
Uncomfortable movie plot summaries - making you stop and re-evaluate your childhood memories.
Some of my favourites:
BILLY ELLIOT: Union worker turns back on strikers for personal gain.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
BOOGIE NIGHTS: Deformed boy goaded into life of crime.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.
THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.
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