Nuclear Amazon goodies

You can now buy uranium ore on Amazon!

Which is super handy since those pesky activism keep getting in the way of uranium mines in WA and nuclear waste dumps in the NT.

Actually, it's the customer reviews for this product that made my day:

Patrick J. McGovern: I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

Nitrous McBread: Since buying this product from Amazon I am now invincible at croquet and can sing all of Andy Williams' songs (since 1974) at the same time. What's more, I'm able to change night into day with a small shake of my mandibles, and have just worked out how to make cheese on toast levitate. I would write more, but I'm needed in the ionosphere.

Mediocre Films: I'm always up for trying new low calorie snacks, especially sugar-free ores. But this one is just bitter and awful. They should be ashamed calling this a snack food! Plus, it gave me Cancer.

rgonzale: What a total ripoff! I ordered this 2 weeks ago and the postman never delived it. (In fact I think he quit because we have a new postman now.) If you order this make sure you choose the "extra special handling" shipping option.

Christopher Brinkworth: I bought this for my cat and put it with a flask containing poison, in a sealed box. Do you think he likes it ? I've not opened the box yet.